Score: 10

"<3 this song"

submission: LL - Save Tonight

date: December 10, 2007

You have brought back to me a part of my past. It seems that much of the stuff on NG has that effect. But you've probably done it more effectively, and with better art, than any other artist, or in this case, group, on NG. Added to favorites, despite the whole "concentration camp" thing. That kinda sucked, I wasn't looking for violence, but it doesn't detract from your score due to my great respect for the Lock Legion.
:'( The SoulMaster sheds a tear for the past that was lost...
==||============> ...and takes up arms against those who destroyed it!

Score: 7

"Why aren't all KK submissions good?"

submission: KK Kristmas Joy

date: December 9, 2007

I've said it before, and it needs saying again. The Kitty Krew isn't all terrible. I've probably played five or six different versions of this, but it's still an OK submission, worthy of a 4 vote and a 7 review. I don't like the [KK], but this is good.

Score: 7

"Clock Ninja: Best KK Flash-maker"

submission: sQueef Soundboard

date: December 8, 2007

Not that that means much, but it's true. Like most of your work, it's better than most KK submissions by far. Proof that the KK can make much better Flash than they usually do. Loses points for using something that sounds like it's from a Family Guy commercial in the intro, since I feel that FG is a terrorist plot, but that doesn't detract from the fact that this isn't spam, which means it's better than most KK Krap.

Score: 10

"Tetris? B? Count me in!"

submission: -Tetris-

date: December 6, 2007

I love Tetris. For a few months before my parents would let me get my first Zelda game I lived off of it. And you're guaranteed to get 5/5 and 10/10 in this, just for referencing B multiple times, since I'm a big CC fan, and B is in my favorites. You're pretty damn good. Can't wait to see your next work. Oh, and recommended this for Songs To Wear Pants to, just like you said.

Score: 0

"Excuse me?!"

submission: Robo-Pico.

date: December 3, 2007

As any fan of Clock Crew movies knows,
YOU CANNOT KILL STRAWBERRYCLOCK!!!
Sorry, but because I like the Clocks, you get a 0 for killing their original inspiration.
B.

Score: 8

"Starfire's totally hot! But you've done better."

submission: Starfire Hentai Parody

date: November 27, 2007

Zone, I liked the second Raven hentai, and since Starfire's even hotter than Raven, one would think that this would be better. However, I, along with many others, am not really a tentacle fan. As always, the animation is amazing (even better than in the Raven ones), the characters look like they do on the show, and I completely agree with PotatoLock on your position as the world's greatest flash hentai artist, but I didn't even know any tentacle hentai fans before I came to Newgrounds, and only a few of you here. 4/5 and 8/10, only losing points because many people, including myself, consider tentacle rape kinda gross. Still, good enough to keep your reputation as the best hentai artist here, and I'd love to see your next work when you submit it.

Score: 10

"Good, good, good!!!"

submission: LOG (old)

date: November 24, 2007

I loved Ren and Stimpy as a child. No, seriously, loved it. Plus, His Royal Highness, the King of the Portal StrawberryClock favorited this, so this must be good. Loved it. 5/5, 10/10

Score: 6

"Bah."

submission: Kitty Patrol

date: November 24, 2007

6/10 because I don't like the message, but the game itself is fun. At least, since BFK makes crap on purpose, I play like crap on purpose, and I like watching the Spam God get bombarded with 0s. Better than most of the crap with BigFuzzyKitten's name on it, by far.

Score: 9

"This is kinda... old."

submission: Wade vs The StarSyndicate

date: November 24, 2007

5/5 and 9/10 for the anti-spammer message, but by the time I played this, the Star Syndicate was no longer the premier spam group on NG. The Kitty Krew is. You should make something similar, where Wade Fulp and/or Tom Fulp goes through the lairs of certain KK front groups and allies (right now I'm seeing the Owl Organization in the Portal, that was formed under the supervision of BigFuzzyKitten), fighting their bosses (in the case of OO, that would be BigOldOwl), and eventually reaching KK headquarters, and at the very end, fighting BigFuzzyKitten. Yeah, I'd play that one. Ooh, and maybe you could find a way to make it more like the original Metroid, with exploration and fast moving action in balance, rather than just action with no exploration. That would be the best game on NG, even outdoing Newgrounds Rumble, if done right.

Score: 9

"Amazing. No, really. Amazing game."

submission: Newgrounds Abuse Or Not!

date: November 24, 2007

But only 9/10 because you used SBC as an abusive reviewer. Would have lost more (I'm a big fan of all the Clocks), but the Spam God (that's what I call him, the Spam God) BigFuzzyKitten posted an abusive one too. Totally 5'd it, just because of the anti-BFK part. But the Clocks have many fans, and not all of them hate the Kitty Krew as much as I do.
Oh, and I'm nominating this for the NG Parodies collection, where other great games about blowing the whistle can be found.