Score: 10

"I just got a cool Clock Day idea!"

submission: SBC plots for Frontpage!

date: November 24, 2007

That Moskau easter egg gave me a great idea for a movie that should be put up on Clock Day: Clock Moskau! Starring StrawberryClock as the lead dancer (ya know, with the moves so often seen on Moskau-related YTMNDs). The main difference between SBC and that dancer being that the dancer died of AIDS in 1993, and...
Even AIDS cannot kill StrawberryClock!!!

Score: 0

"One minor error."

submission: A Kitty Krew Beatdown

date: November 22, 2007

As everybody here probably already knows, You Cannot Kill StrawberryClock!
Oh, and the message of a bunch of dumb spammers like the KK defeating anyone (especially SBC or Foamy)? Stupid as $|-|17.

Score: 10

"Good, but I detected a small error."

submission: Legend Of Zelda:Misguided

date: November 22, 2007

That Link looked like the one from The Wind Waker. The sounds were from The Wind Waker. What in the world was he doing with Navi, ya know, from Ocarina of Time? Still, great idea, funny flash, and there's no way that anyone submitting a Zelda flash will lose points for something like that.

Score: 10

"You kept us waiting for years, o King."

submission: sss 2

date: November 21, 2007

But after six years of voting 5 on all of your "Vote 5 for Porno" movies, you, in your graciousness and regality, finally gave us the porn we looked for. Thank you, o King of the Portal!

Score: 10

"Your Highness..."

submission: Dark Green Egg

date: November 21, 2007

Great work as always, o King of the Portal! Loved it! 5/5, 10/10, would give more if I could! StrawberryClock is the King of the Portal! All hail the One True King!

Score: 10

"Numa Numa+Video Games=Amazing"

submission: Numa Sprita dance

date: November 20, 2007

I didn't have internet access in 2004, so I missed out on the Numa Numa craze, the anti-Numa backlash (presumably after it annoyed the crap out of everyone), and the death and disappearance of Numa Numa. But Luigi looks like he's on crack, and that's funny. And those are some interesting moves by Tails (even though I spend a lot of time questioning his sexuality). All in all, just like every clock-made movie since B itself, this is good.

Score: 8

"Dude, this is cool!"

submission: Numa Numa Party

date: November 20, 2007

Sometimes randomness isn't too bad. Usually that's when it involves SBC, but fat people can be funny too (just not Family Guy, that show's for terrorists). This is pretty good. This would be a 10, but I'm not stoned right now.

Score: 9

"Pretty good, guys!"

submission: Tall Turtle - Episode 1

date: November 20, 2007

A little random for my tastes, but I guess a lot of NGers like that nowadays. Whatever. Pretty funny though (although it might be better if I could understand what the dollar bill was saying). Since series tend to get better as they continue, I guess I'd be interested to see how Tall Turtle's story unfolds. After all, total dumbasses tend to get in funny situations, and they're probably only going to get funnier as this story progresses.

But caliginous is right. You need to work on that volume, including that of the bleeps. But overall, this is pretty good. Keep it up guys, you're doing good.

Oh, and LampShadez? Sorry about my previously-conceived notions of your group. I used to think of you as spammers. But real spammers never produce anything this good. I guess I just made a hasty judgement based on a few flashes which looked like spam. Sorry, man.

Score: 6

"Seriously, man..."

submission: [L7C] Random Collab #4

date: November 20, 2007

These "Random Collabs" are getting boring. This one had good graphics, at least, so you get a 6 mostly on production values, but you guys need to stop being a front group for KK. Don't you see? BFK isn't really interested in helping out a young crew, he's creating a new team of spammers to take the heat off of his crew, while the actual Kitty Krew moves their operations to the late night, where they are less likely to be blammed. All of you in L7C have some skill, and it increases each time, but when you replied to my last comment on your work, you said you were going for Underdog of the Week, and you need real ideas for that, not just these Random Collabs which, probably solely by KK's influence, are only inches above spam. If you are serious about getting the award (and I say this solely in your best interest), I suggest you check out some recent UotW flashes (like I said last time, Newgrounds Pass is a good place to start), and have them, not the Kitty Seckings Collab, in your head.
Still, good to see you guys put a menu on your flashes. Like I said, you improve each time you make a flash, at least in skill of making them, so I guess you may be on the path to even better awards than UotW (in maybe a few months or a year or so). All you have to do...
Is expel from your group all bad influences (and you know I'm talking about the Kitty Krew here).

Score: 10

"Great work, RupeeClock."

submission: Tails and his GBA 3

date: November 19, 2007

This whole series rules! Even though I think Tails might, ahem, you know, "play for the other team", I do like the Sonic the Hedgehog characters (after all, Sonic 2 on the Sega Genesis was the first game I ever played), and most video game-based sprite movies are pretty good (as long as you're familiar with the game). And hey, you're a Clock. There hasn't yet been a bad movie from you guys. All in all, this rocks. Waiting to see your next submission. 5/5, 10/10.