SoulMaster71's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Commie Cannon]

Fun little game.

I do believe I've played something of the sort before, an old game on some game system about defending something of the sort from alien invaders... Was that an inspiration? Either way, this is a good game.

I'd give it a perfect five and ten, in fact, except for one small thing. You see, it got a bit too hard after the giant aircraft passed over the first time. You probably should have had a sort of "difficulty select" thing, with the default speed and frequency of aircraft is "Normal" mode. Maybe it's just that my mouse is acting retarded, but still, it was a pretty hard game.
5/5, 9/10.

Ansel responds:

yeah, this game is basically just like every other defense game ever made, it's just set in the ussr.

[Kitty Patrol]

Bah.

6/10 because I don't like the message, but the game itself is fun. At least, since BFK makes crap on purpose, I play like crap on purpose, and I like watching the Spam God get bombarded with 0s. Better than most of the crap with BigFuzzyKitten's name on it, by far.

LordZeebmork responds:

and what if I replaced it with like bitey or something WHAT THEN LOL

[Wade vs The StarSyndicate]

This is kinda... old.

5/5 and 9/10 for the anti-spammer message, but by the time I played this, the Star Syndicate was no longer the premier spam group on NG. The Kitty Krew is. You should make something similar, where Wade Fulp and/or Tom Fulp goes through the lairs of certain KK front groups and allies (right now I'm seeing the Owl Organization in the Portal, that was formed under the supervision of BigFuzzyKitten), fighting their bosses (in the case of OO, that would be BigOldOwl), and eventually reaching KK headquarters, and at the very end, fighting BigFuzzyKitten. Yeah, I'd play that one. Ooh, and maybe you could find a way to make it more like the original Metroid, with exploration and fast moving action in balance, rather than just action with no exploration. That would be the best game on NG, even outdoing Newgrounds Rumble, if done right.

Rhete responds:

I couldn't give two shits about the KK

[Newgrounds Abuse Or Not!]

Amazing. No, really. Amazing game.

But only 9/10 because you used SBC as an abusive reviewer. Would have lost more (I'm a big fan of all the Clocks), but the Spam God (that's what I call him, the Spam God) BigFuzzyKitten posted an abusive one too. Totally 5'd it, just because of the anti-BFK part. But the Clocks have many fans, and not all of them hate the Kitty Krew as much as I do.
Oh, and I'm nominating this for the NG Parodies collection, where other great games about blowing the whistle can be found.

Zachary responds:

tyy