Gustavos 2009-04-28 22:44:53

Aw, come on mista Solemastah, you've spent your time here always fighting some big cause or hating some group of people. Spammers, Scientologists, religious people, 4Channers, or at least those are ones that I remember. Have you ever thought about enjoying Newgrounds in the normal, casual ways?

We are the #1 flash site, there's still plenty of decent movies and games being submitted, and a number of gems that people like you (potential contributors) should be promoting the hell out of. Weren't you with a group of Portal Defenders who focused on giving deserved votes to each flash? Do you still do that? Because us animators are still pissed that shit makes the front page and gets all the attention, while our modest shite gets two reveiws as it passes through the 50 Most Recent Submissions. There's a worthy cause to fight for.

And didn't you tell me that you got Flash when you joined the Kitty Krew during its final days just for the LULZ? What happenned there? All I remember is a pillow with a cock.

The thing is, I think you like the thrill of being a cynical, old bastard. Oh no, it's not a bad thing. But you always have some enemies, you always have your own views on life which may or may not take a negative tone, and you hate certain shit so much that you started a RAGE blog (which you didn't update, you fucking asshole). Maybe people would like you more if you be just a bit more happier. Or maybe I'm just saying that because I'm in a constant happy mood that's been going on for about a month.

Instead of picking a fight with somebody, do one of the above mentioned things, or listen to some music in the Audio Portal, or go to your Favorites section and pick out something you haven't seen in awhile, or try to get a bunch of Medals.

But if you really feel you need to, take a break from NG. Take a break from your Crusader wars, clear you head, pick up a hobby. Just make sure to stop by sometime.

And is sQueef still around? He was awesome.