i dont know who the hell you are but im glad your back....i think
Many folk like to know beforehand what is to be set on the table; but those who have laboured to prepare the feast like to keep their secret; for wonder makes the words of praise louder.
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Well, we welcome you back with open arms!
Any ideas of what job you might be able to get in order to pay your server costs?
Also, since I just heard about this contest, and I just got a certification in Photoshop (check my page), expect something from me in the next week.
Why thank you. Maybe next fall I'll be able to get a job at a fast food place, though an on-campus job at my college might be better. And if you're going to do something for the contest, you read the rules, right? I trust that you did, and I can't wait to see what you produce.
hey can you help me i know there are flash videos. but can you help me with getting a better whistle then normal???
Back when I was whistling abusive reviews, I had an advantage you don't have. See, back in my day (great, now I'm calling January 2008 "my day") we had a little thread in Wi/Ht? called "Rage's gift to you: Abusive reviews". But Wade and the mods thought it was doing more harm than good, so it got locked. You're on your own as far as finding abusive reviews now. However, there are great places to look: spam movies, popular video game parodies (used to be the SMBZ series, now look on any of Egoraptor's "Awesome" movies, since that's what the spammers hate most), anything on the front page, Turd of the Week, Underdog of the Week, sometimes Review Crew Pick (though not always), and the highest-up non-purple movies in the Most Recent 50. Also there are two BBS threads in which the review mods (especially Malachy) have tried and are still trying to teach users what's abusive and what's not.
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/top ic/993518 -Mal's gift to you: Review answers
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/top ic/1046591 -Review Answers 2.0
Read everything posted in those threads, especially everything posted after January 24, 2009 (when Rage's got shut down and Malachy decided to answer Whistle-related questions in his thread). And if you're looking for rule-breaking Flashes, which I'm pretty sure give more points than reviews, we often post them in the Elite Guard Barracks.
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/top ic/387319
The most recent page usually has one or two, though you've got to get them fast: we all have usable Whistles, and we get at those rule-breaking fuckers, claw out their God-forsaken eyes, and tear them limb from limb in a matter of five minutes.
LordZeebmork
Or you could just bum server space off some guy who knows some guy who runs his own server. That's what I'm doing.
SoulMaster71
I don't know anyone like that except sparky4, and his server is his home computer, runs Windows ME, and can't run Perl or MySQL. Piyoko/PandaKnickers used to have her own server, but she ran out of money, and then moved to the same host I was on.