Wait, what?
Many folk like to know beforehand what is to be set on the table; but those who have laboured to prepare the feast like to keep their secret; for wonder makes the words of praise louder.
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Long story short: Demon king trying to take over the world again, I'm trying to stop him.
can i join squad?
Let's see... Your favorite art includes 2 Sides by RedEyesAssassin, whose favorite art submission is Queen Peach by tiffunee. One of tiffunee's other works is inspired by a Lady Gaga song and uses it to spit in the face of Nintendo characters (probably an unintentional insult, but with Gaga being pure evil and all, it's insulting nonetheless). But I guess a similar progression can lead from any of us to evil, no? Still, I have no idea who you are, and it's up to the Colonel and the Clown to decide if someone can enter the vanguard forces.
Wait, when did I face two armed, armored transdikon warriors? This is the first I've heard of it, let alone the Order of the Spear, Second Class. I have no clue what they are.
That hit on the head really was something, wasn't it Slnt? You came with us, took on two transdikoni, killed them both, one fell on your head and you got amnesia about the whole mission. I don't blame you: those things are heavy, even more so with armor.
Why do kids like cinnamon toast crunch?
Because of the cinnamon-sugar swirls in every bite!
wow.. you are the first person to actually answer that correctly. im going to have to give you a prize or something
saw your reply. All porn is stupid.
Maybe if you can get laid, but unfortunately I'm a fat, neckbearded white who is only interested by things that few or no human females enjoy. At least, none of the ones I know. Seriously, have you tried to find a girl lately? They're all either transdikoni (some in stealth mode, but that only fools morons), overachievers who care only about school, or idiots who want dumb jocks. I play Zelda and Touhou, they want guys who play football and baseball. I spend 5-8 hours out of every 24 on the Internet and frequent Newgrounds and certain imageboards (4chan is not one of them), they want guys who spend one hour a day tops on the Internet and use MySpace, Facebook, Twitter, whatever's popular with the Web 2.0 crowd.
That leaves me with four choices: abstinence, self-modification to their standards, surrender to the Dark Lord Hindol and relations with the transdikon menace, or masturbation. I'm too weak for the first; sexual pleasure is a part of my daily routine now as it has been since 2005. The second is unlikely as well: I tried out for football Freshman year of high school, and was cut before the season started because I just wasn't into it. The third will not happen as long as I am myself, which for your purposes is longer than time itself, because I know where Hindol's path leads. That leaves masturbation as the only truly viable option, and almost as soon as I started masturbating I realized that it was a Hell of a lot easier when looking at sexually arousing images, that is, with porn.
TL;DR: I like porn because I can't get laid.
i hate anyone who opposes of mcdonalds. so peta jst shoulkd leave mcdonalds alone! why not oppose bullfighting for god's sake!!!
Yeah, PETA is gay. Really, really gay. Like, you know what would happen if George Michael hosted an orgy in the gayest district of San Francisco and 1000 homosexuals, including Elton John and the ghost of Freddie Mercury, showed up? That, times 69, and then squared. Honestly why people give a shit about the lives of dumb animals who can't even consider their own existence is beyond me.
Pixonimateo
what is this i dont even
SoulMaster71
Tell me, how are things in Phuket City?