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SoulMaster71
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Vanessa Hudgens

Posted by SoulMaster71 - August 10th, 2009


(The content of this news post does not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of Team Westrider, its employees, or anyone involved with its leadership. Emperor Kénuros wrote this whole damn thing and is making me promote it, I swear.)

Vanessa Hudgens is planning to turn everyone gay! She's working for Hindol, I just know it. Come on, exposing children to so gay an "art form" as musical theatre while they are still impressionable and weak-minded? Then going and doing the same thing even without the High School Musical franchise behind her, with this "Bandslam" thing? All a plot to gather souls for the Dark Lord, to turn a larger and larger segment of the population into evil queers.

Then there's the nudes. Ever notice how they were released at exactly the times when they would get her the most attention*? Just after the release of HSM2, and around the time of Bandslam? Funnel in a few with nudes to inflate the box office sales, then more kids will want to see it in an attempt to be like everyone else. She expresses embarrassment and remorse, so parents will think "it was just a bad decision" and not refrain from taking kids to see the movies.

Oh, and when you thought it could get no worse, it does. See, Hindol has this theory that if he destroys the white race, with its relative tolerance of individualism, he could easily control the other, more tribal races of the world (stupid, I know, but that's his idea). Whatever he can't do with sexual deviance, he does with cultural and moral decay and with promotion of race-mixing. And who better to promote those effects than a half-white, half-Filipina girl who poses nude for camera phones and leaks them online, and whose acting career is based on mass-produced music**? Her very existence is a sign of whitey's decline.

(Back to me, the Emperor's gone back to monitoring the world for his enemies or something)

Anyway, I was considering redesigning my page. You have any idea how long it's been since I actually played Zelda? I'm a different man now than I was when I joined, but my profile image and user icon haven't changed since February 12, 2008. Redesigning my page would allow me to better reflect myself. On the other hand, on the rare occasion that people (from Kitty Krew members to EGB people to random users off the BBS and beyond) look at my page, it's almost like they expect to see Fierce Deity Link looking back at them. It is, you might say, iconic. It's what I use on other forums too, including the EGB forum. What does everyone think of this?

Oh, and a few notes to what the Emperor wrote/had me write for him:
*I'm pretty sure YOU did that, Emperor.
**This requires some explanation. The disagreements between Hindol and myself (the Emperor sides with me in the conflict) stem mainly from where we believe the culture should be centered. Hindol believes in a mass-produced, top-down culture, made by a few elites (preferably with himself at the top) who control everything and pushed down onto the people. Mass-produced, homogenized foods such as processed "cheese", formulaic pop music, unoriginal sitcoms, vastly overrated parodies of commercially developed video games on a Flash website, these make up the culture of his dreams. I believe it should go the other way: the culture comes from the collective soul of the people, not from centralized authority, and grows from there. When you cook your own meal from your own recipe and ingredients, when you have choices in genres of music and art and television and many people can contribute to those, when the Flash website features artists of all persuasions and lets a balanced userbase decide what gets promoted and what gets forgotten or even deleted, that is what I view as proper. Maybe I'm just old-fashioned, but it can be said that I respect the free market, while Hindol desires Communism.


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try out a new layout for a little then

If and when I decide to change, I want it to be decided, not to be "doing this today, might be gone tomorrow, might last a year". Though for any decided profile theme, there will be a 30-day trial/comment period, making sure that not only am I comfortable with the design, but that the NG community as a whole can accept it.

tl;dr mostly because the title 'vanessa hudgens' put me off.

She's evil, so it should put you off.

that's not why she put me off, it's because she's from disney.

That too, Disney sucks now. What ever happened to the company that made The Lion King? Back then it made kids' movies the whole family could enjoy; now it makes preteen girls' movies that only preteen girls can enjoy.

Keep Fierce Deity. Everbody needs an icon, a hero to believe in with the world on the verge of being under Hindol's control. Without that icon, we all question why we fight. How will our efforts stop the spread of Disney, Communism and the other Vannessa Hudgens' out there? Sorry, but you're stuck with that persona, whether you like it or not. Unless, of course, this is all a joke to you and you don't believe in our world's best interests.

A joke? You think Hindol is a joke to me?! Not after all these years. No. I know better than you do what the Dark Lord is capable of, and it's not pretty. I've seen with my own eyes what he does with a nation, or ewith a small-scale practice world. I've read his dreams, his memories, his emotions, even those things which lay below the surface of his conscious. I know him inside and out. To be fair, he has done the same with me. If you think that I, for one second, would consider him anything less that a threat of the gravest degree after seeing all that, you're on drugs.

Vanessa, Lady Gaga, they too are dangerous. By rotting our culture, they destroy us. Look at what Hindol's servants did to Rome! Both of them are stronger than anything he had back then. And the more they serve and obey Hindol, the stronger they become.

But is Fierce Deity Link the hero to lead the fight against them? Hindol and his servants are much more dangerous than a falling moon and an evil mask. A falling moon kills you, a mask starts some trouble, but society holds together through Majora's troubles, and even through the deaths of some of its members. Hindol rots away at the very fabric of society. Does Link have any experience against that? He has defended the social order faithfully against many outside threats over the years, but what about threats to the society and culture from within? He's done well so far, taking out every threat to Newgrounds since November 2007, but that's at such a small scale compared to a Dark Lord with his tentacles deep in the nation.

I dont know the older Disney is the closer to Walt the Nazi. But new Disney is just gay.

Well, everyone has their flaws, and anti-Semitism and such may be bad, but pushing sexual deviance and a self-destructive view of racial acceptance on the world is worse. Everyone should be proud of their race, not just minorities, but the media (firmly under Communist control, which is of course Hindol pulling all the strings) tells us otherwise.

The only thing I know about her is that there are nudes on the net.

Yes there are, and I fapped to them when the first wave came out in September 2007.

vENESSA HUGGANS sucks!!!!!!

She most certainly does. I hear she swallows too.