SoulMaster71's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[All Your BLAM!]

A Newgrounder's Lament

Where in our world is the old Blam Club in this hour, when Newgrounds needs them most? Where are those of the 2001 crop with the will to blam any and all spam that exists in the Portal? Though but a newb here on NG, even I know of them, who blammed the Clocks' movies while the Clocks were still spammy teenagers, who were one of the reasons that the Clocks were forced to grow up. Where are these ancient heroes now? Have they all left Newgrounds? Do they no longer care about the quality of flash in the Portal? If they remain, do they even see how the Kitty Krew and AfroUnderscoreStud now spam the Portal, or are they blind?

Wherever they are, this is an extremely well-made movie. If only every movie in the Portal was this good, NG would never have needed a Blam Club. But in this hour, when the Portal is filled constantly with spam, the ancient Blam Club is needed now, more than they were needed in the early days, when a few CC submissions would appear each month. This movie, though old, contains their message, and brings the message and the legend to each new era.

capn-g responds:

Alas we of the old guard are just that... old. Gone are the carefree days when we could stand vigil over the portal and bitchslap the crap as it came. It is to you, the new generation that we pass this honour and this burden. Make us proud and godspeed...

[Nutcracker Trailer]

When it comes out...

...I'd like to play it. Seriously, it looks like it's going to be an amazing game.

[Robo-Pico.]

Excuse me?!

As any fan of Clock Crew movies knows,
YOU CANNOT KILL STRAWBERRYCLOCK!!!
Sorry, but because I like the Clocks, you get a 0 for killing their original inspiration.
B.

EdwinsGeneration responds:

HOller back at that man! You know if I could revive the original inspiration that is Clock Crew (or looking at the wall for the time) I would, unfortunately it appears to be too late. ;(

[SBC plots for Frontpage!]

I just got a cool Clock Day idea!

That Moskau easter egg gave me a great idea for a movie that should be put up on Clock Day: Clock Moskau! Starring StrawberryClock as the lead dancer (ya know, with the moves so often seen on Moskau-related YTMNDs). The main difference between SBC and that dancer being that the dancer died of AIDS in 1993, and...
Even AIDS cannot kill StrawberryClock!!!

RupeeClock responds:

You know, this movie was made over 3 years ago...

[Legend Of Zelda:Misguided]

Good, but I detected a small error.

That Link looked like the one from The Wind Waker. The sounds were from The Wind Waker. What in the world was he doing with Navi, ya know, from Ocarina of Time? Still, great idea, funny flash, and there's no way that anyone submitting a Zelda flash will lose points for something like that.

[sss 2]

You kept us waiting for years, o King.

But after six years of voting 5 on all of your "Vote 5 for Porno" movies, you, in your graciousness and regality, finally gave us the porn we looked for. Thank you, o King of the Portal!