SoulMaster71's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dark Green Egg]

Your Highness...

Great work as always, o King of the Portal! Loved it! 5/5, 10/10, would give more if I could! StrawberryClock is the King of the Portal! All hail the One True King!

[Numa Sprita dance]

Numa Numa+Video Games=Amazing

I didn't have internet access in 2004, so I missed out on the Numa Numa craze, the anti-Numa backlash (presumably after it annoyed the crap out of everyone), and the death and disappearance of Numa Numa. But Luigi looks like he's on crack, and that's funny. And those are some interesting moves by Tails (even though I spend a lot of time questioning his sexuality). All in all, just like every clock-made movie since B itself, this is good.

RupeeClock responds:

Why are you questioning the sexuality of an 8 year old fox?

[Numa Numa Party]

Dude, this is cool!

Sometimes randomness isn't too bad. Usually that's when it involves SBC, but fat people can be funny too (just not Family Guy, that show's for terrorists). This is pretty good. This would be a 10, but I'm not stoned right now.

[Tall Turtle - Episode 1]

Pretty good, guys!

A little random for my tastes, but I guess a lot of NGers like that nowadays. Whatever. Pretty funny though (although it might be better if I could understand what the dollar bill was saying). Since series tend to get better as they continue, I guess I'd be interested to see how Tall Turtle's story unfolds. After all, total dumbasses tend to get in funny situations, and they're probably only going to get funnier as this story progresses.

But caliginous is right. You need to work on that volume, including that of the bleeps. But overall, this is pretty good. Keep it up guys, you're doing good.

Oh, and LampShadez? Sorry about my previously-conceived notions of your group. I used to think of you as spammers. But real spammers never produce anything this good. I guess I just made a hasty judgement based on a few flashes which looked like spam. Sorry, man.

TomajkoLampShades responds:

Okay, thanks for the tips.

[Tails and his GBA 3]

Great work, RupeeClock.

This whole series rules! Even though I think Tails might, ahem, you know, "play for the other team", I do like the Sonic the Hedgehog characters (after all, Sonic 2 on the Sega Genesis was the first game I ever played), and most video game-based sprite movies are pretty good (as long as you're familiar with the game). And hey, you're a Clock. There hasn't yet been a bad movie from you guys. All in all, this rocks. Waiting to see your next submission. 5/5, 10/10.

RupeeClock responds:

Play for the other team? Unless there happens to be some sort of Mario Team, why the fuck are you questioning the sexuality of a 8 year old?

[Z]

Hah hah hah hah!

Just a classic Clock movie, before the Clock Crew got serious about making amazing flash. Music was a bit loud, and almost incomprehensible, but that's the way StrawberryClock would have done this sort of thing, if he was into Zelda. Then again, Zelda fans are too serious to post a B. Funny as $h!7.

[Enter Carrot Clock]

Oh, H311 N0!!!

CarrotClock, vegetable usurper, could never defeat SBC. I've never seen Carrot push a B through the Portal! SBC holds the Power of the Gods. There is no other like him on Newgrounds, or anywhere, unless it was Hammurabi, founder of the first empire in the ancient world. The all-powerful StrawberryClock, One True King of the Portal, could destroy CarrotClock any day! All hail StrawberryClock, Portal King!

[F]

F is for Four-twenty

I have an odd feeling that this would be totally amazing if I were high.

[Haruhi Dance]

I really hate to say this about a KK submission...

...but that was pretty good. Didn't quite like when you pasted black men's faces over those of the girls, but I wasn't expecting this to be much good at all. You guys sometimes surprise me. Now why in the world can't all KK submissions be this good? You guys have some good ideas, you should wait for them to come to make a flash, not spam the Portal with variations on the same stinking movie. Hoping to see you guys make more good stuff soon! And even though I don't normally sign my comments like this,
Until next time,
SoulMaster out!

[Less Than Three]

Sorry to ruin it, but...

I give you a 5 on pure production value, but if a girl's only getting to talk to her boyfriend online, he's not a dude her own age, he's a thirty-year-old pervert, and from the looks of it, this chick's, like, 13. A girl I once knew and loved was seduced by one of those soulless monsters, and I don't like to see that creature and his kind glorified here on NG. Man, the glorification of online relationships like that is just going to lead to more monsters like "him" fulfilling their sickening desires. Understand where I'm coming from, I was madly in love with this girl (though she did not love me back, as I was-and am-a Nintendo fanatic). This monster seduced her, and they both ended up in jail for it. And while he deserved to be in jail, and to drop the soap in front of the legendary "Big Bubba", my beloved Ashley sure as hell didn't. And now I, still angry at every single one of those monsters (yes, even three years later), come across this flash, glorifying online relationships like what theirs started out as. <rant off>